KKrister LindholmTrådstartOne day little Johnny was taking a bath and his mother walks in on him, and he Hurries and puts a face cloth over his pee-pee! His Mother Starts laughing and says whats the matter Johnny?? NOTHING Mommy and then asks her, Mommy why does Daddy have two pee-pees and I only have one? Shes Laughing again and says NO honey Daddy ONLY has one Pee-pee! Johnny says OH know he has two Pee-pees one small one that he goes Pee with; and a Real Big one That HE BRUSHES the Baby Sitters TEETH with!
Den där kan jag nog dra i bastun idag!
Den gick hem i bastun
Skall prova på firmafesten ikväll om Eilert(nästan Elvis) blir för pinsam (Pilarm).
Tack för storyn iaf.
Då tar jag en fin till!!!
A man takes his wife to the stock show.
They start heading down the alley that had the bulls.
They come up to the first bull and his sign stated: "This bull mated 50 times last year."
The wife turns to her husband and says, "He mated 50 times in a year, you could learn from him."
They proceed to the next bull and his sign stated: "This bull mated 65 times last year."
The wife turns to her husband and says, "This one mated 65 times last year. That is over 5 times a month. You can learn from this one, also."
They proceeded to the last bull and his sign said: "This bull mated 365 times last year."
The wife's mouth drops open and says, "WOW! He mated 365 times last year.
That is ONCE A DAY!!! You could really learn from this one."
The man turns to his wife and says, "Go up and ask if it was 365 times with the same cow."
ROFLOL :-)
Ja, är det 365 olika potenta kossor så är nog gemene man intresserad! :e