KKrister LindholmTrådstart"Verklig" radiokonversation mellan överbefälhavaren vid amerikanska marinen & kanadensiska myndigheter utanför New Forundlands kust 95-10-10:
-Var god ändra er kurs 15 grader mot norr för att undvika en kollission!
-Rekommenderar att NI ändrar er kurs 15 grader syd för att undvika kollission...
-Detta är kaptenen på ett US-navy skepp. Jag upprepar: Ändra ER kurs!!!
-Nej, jag upprepar: ni får ändra ER kurs!
-DETTA ÄR HANGARFARTYGET ENTERPRISE, VI ÄR ETT STORT KRIGSSKEPP FRÅN DEN AMERIKANSKA FLOTTAN. ÄNDRA ER KURS NU!!!
-Vi är en fyr, ert drag...
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[ Detta Inlägg ändrades av: Skywalker den 2002-01-25 12:12 ]Puzzled?
Two blondes walk into a bar. They're in a very celebratory mood and when they get their drinks they toast each other saying "42 days!". The bartender laughs and says, "Why are you celebrating 42 days?" One blond replies "Oh we just finished a jigsaw puzzle in 42 days and on the box it said 3 to 5 years!"
Dålig???
Have you heard the latest? Someone broke into the police station last night and stole all of the toilets. When asked about the robbery, the police spokesman said, "We have nothing to go on!"
Försäljningsenheten på Falu Bildemontering har just nu denna tävling mellan Bire(Admin)-Börje!! Hehehe
A small company was on the edge of bankruptcy. The owner summoned his two-man sales force into his office. "Things aren't going too well, guys," he announced grimly. "So to perk up sales I'm announcing a contest. The guy with the most sales gets a blow job." "What does the loser get?" asked one of the salesmen. The owner looked at both men and said, "The loser gets to give it."
Okej då en till!!!
THE FUNERAL
One of the city's top Cardiac Specialists died. At his funeral, the coffin was placed in front of a huge mockup of a heart made up of red flowers.
When the pastor finished with his sermon, and after everyone said his or her good-byes, the large heart opened. The coffin rolled inside, and the heart closed again.
At that moment, one of the mourners burst into a fit of laughter. Irritated by this insensitivity, the guy next to him asked, "Why are you laughing, Buddy?"
"I was just thinking about my own funeral," the man replied. "I'm a Gynecologist!"
Inte visst jag attt du satt inne med sånna här lustigheter samt att du är en sån hejare på engelska Ulf! :e
Vem om får suga är dock ännu oklart... ;-)